i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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