check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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