for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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