Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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