I'm drive I can fine osifer
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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