Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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