AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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