Your tits are I can't wait for
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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