we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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