i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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