All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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