sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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