with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
