Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive