Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.