Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.