The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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