i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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