sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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