if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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