He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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