Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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