They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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