Me too!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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