Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
one might say we're banned from that church
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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