I think I won the penis lottery.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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