Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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