We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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