You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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