yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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