Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he fucked my hip out of place.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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