Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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