Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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