just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You've changed since you got that strap on
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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