she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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