I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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