Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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