Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
COCAINE IS GR8
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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