hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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