I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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