Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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