just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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