So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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