i jhust puked up my retainher.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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