Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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