Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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