I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You were trust falling into bushes
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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