you would pick up someone in the library
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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