I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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