Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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