also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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