What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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