I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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