so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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