Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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