I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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