I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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