My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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