Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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